The Tequila Trials

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The Tequila Trials

𝙀𝙭𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩: a test, trial, or tentative procedure; an act or operation for the purpose of discovering something unknown or of testing a principle, supposition, etc.

𝙋𝙪𝙧𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙚: To find out if overall college experience can be improved simply by posting weekly blog posts and laying off the tequila.

𝙃𝙮𝙥𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙞𝙨: If I stop having one night stands, then all of my other problems will magically disappear (getting into the journalism program, losing the freshman fifteen, a free vacation to Hawaii, etc. etc.)

𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙘𝙚𝙙𝙪𝙧𝙚: Write all my dirty secrets and most embarrassing stories, past, present and future, on the online blog aka the diary of my sophomore year.  Whenever something that bums you out or makes you second guess what the f you're doing with your life, spill it.  No ifs, ands, or butts.  To preserve your dignity: only share the link to Quinn Lamont, bff.   

𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙖𝙡𝙨: Best friends, skeezy men and just enough alcohol to get the words flowing.  

𝙍𝙚𝙨𝙪𝙡𝙩𝙨 & 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙘𝙡𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣: That's a big TBD






Edited: 06.12.2018

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