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I have a plan, sort of. I will become her friend and then Cerberus will get friendly with me again and see I am a much better suitor for him. I’ll start by giving her flowers – dead flowers, so she can bring them back.
That is stupid, no woman wants dead flowers. Maybe I can burn down a forest for her to bring back to life, that is even worse than the dead flowers.
Think Hades, think…